My side is hurting extremely bad right now.
Potentially because the guy I was seeing makes me sit in extremely odd positions.
I'm going to stop seeing him.
First time hanging out.
He was an absolute sweetheart.
He bought me salsa and a soda.
I have never had a man buy me anything before. Other than nitrous oxide.
But honestly he wanted the nitrous oxide, not me.
And my ex-boyfriend bought me "oral sex candy" when I asked for Pop Rocks.
But this guy bought me salsa!
We went to go hang out at his house.
I told him my stories and issues, he told me his.
Somehow he managed to get kicked out of Canada.
I was merely lounging on the couch, sipping on a beer, and occasionally looking up music on the laptop.
The Internet was absolutely horrible there.
He was just chilling, smoking cigs after licking the end and dipping them in some powder.
Cocaine.
Oh fun! So I dated the coke-head?
He kept listening to me while nodding and cutting line after line of coke and snorting it.
He kept licking the knife after cutting each line to get the remaining powder.
He kept being brutally honest and sweet to me.
He told me I was beautiful and said guys just wanted to hurt me.
"They see that you are eccentric and think that you are more open-minded than most women. Which you are. But this leads them to believe that maybe you are more open-minded about sex. So they approach you in hopes that you will put-out easier than the blonde bimbos."
I still think that is some serious bullshit.
Said I was innocent.
(I agree to some extent, I suppose.)
Then we watched Almost Famous.
He kept daring me to look at his face annd called me mean when I broke the gaze.
He claimed my hand was his hand and we could share.
He got flustered when I shifted away from his body.
He kissed me.
I was extremely disapointed.
My favorite part of kissing is the feeling of the soft tip of the tongue and the tinge of smoke on the breath that I get from it.
His mouth tasted like cocaine and was rough from licking the blade.
Cocaine doesn't taste good.
He got flustered when I stopped kissing him.
He kept saying he was too nice.
I guess this means that I am mean?
I'm actually a very nice female.
But according to him, I didn't pay enough attention to him.
He made me stay until 6:00 am.
I was tired.
He wanted me to stay longer.
He texted me right when I got home asking if I got home.
Odd.
Day Two
He called me wanting to see me again.
Wait, make that 2 more times.
Nevermind, he moved it to three.
I decided to visit him after my other friends all passed out.
Most of my friends were drunk and 2 were on shrooms.
A third was kinda on shrooms.
Except, he ate only 1. Then got paranoid and barfed most of it up.
He only had mild effects from it and he was fucking thrilled.
Raced me to his car.
Over.
and Over.
I watched the Little Mermaid!
I also lost my car keys and had a panic attack.
Told those on shrooms that I would sleep in the street if I did not find the keys.
I found them.
But in other news..
This time the guy got angry when I wouldn't kiss him.
He was trying to stop me from leaving his house.
About three times.
He got angry with me for mentioning Charlie's name when I said we should watch "Charlie the Unicorn"
He got angry when I did not kiss him first thing.
And he kept saying that he hated me and I made him feel like shit.
I'm going to remove myself from this situation.
Rip the bandaid (kind of breakup except we aren't even dating?) off of the puppy (poor guy).
I like him as a friend.
I'll hang out with him.
He's just weirding me out.
Possessive.
Did I mention he's been obsessed with me for 8 years?
I need to fix this.
Wish me luck.
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